Cody Rhodes is Gay
And Im not
mad at him.
Honestly I am
pro gay rights.
I just dont
like people acting
in a way that isn't them. Dont get me wrong, I know wrestling is about acting... but that is something he shouldn't hide. Besides,
young kids need
positive adult gay
role models to prove
the steriotypes wrong.
Anyway, im not trying to diss the guy. I know he get's beat up in every show,
he has a lisp almost as funny as Jack Swagger, and someone seems to have stolen his knee pads and his other elbo
Ohh well, Cody, if you are reading this, speak up, we'll still be your
- Rev D
RHODES MUST BE GAY!
Alright check this fag shit out. Cody Rhodes has a marking on his
wrestling boots that he wears every week. It's a picture of three triangles touching to make a big triangle... Are
you thinking yet... Yeah, it's the fuckin tri-force from the Legend of Zelda. Cody Rhodes thinks he's "Link". If
that's not gay, I don't know what is. And that's the word.
Ok, I have looked near and far far for proof of non-gayness in cody rhodes,
and I might have found the only shread of tangible evidence in this world. I have found a picture depicting Cody
Rhodes........ with a woman. Now we can only assume it's a woman, because the picture could have been photoshoped.
Infact it could have at one time been a sheep, or any number of barn yard animals or whatever it is that fags hang
out with. Anyway, I think the guy that photoshoped this pic sucked cause if I was gonna turn a sheep into a chick
to prove to the world I wasn't gay I would at least make the sheep look like a hot chick, not a troll. Anyway, Cody
Rhodes, if your reading this, Im not made at you, and I dont dislike you. But as an investigative reporter it is my
duty to get to the bottom of this. Yes the world will one again be at peace when we know if cody rhodes is gay, and
if he does have the tri-force.
Ever have a fag try to beat you
CODY RHODES FAG HAG
So what do you
think? After stareing at her for about 5 minutes and not being paralized from the hair down, i've decided that
perhaps this really is a woman. Perhaps she did something in a past life that she needs to atone for and
that's why god made her look that way. Im not mad at her either, so dont think that. Im sure her and Cody Rhodes
are the best of friends. I bet they go shopping together, and drink wine together.....
So let's reflect
on how gay Cody Rhodes is.
#1. Cody Rhodes plucks his eyebrows.
#2. Cody Rhodes dyes his hair.
#3. Cody Rhodes tries to be the Video Game Hero "Link" from the Legend of Zelda.
#4. Cody Rhodes only wears one elbo pad and no knee pads. (Cause his knees are used to the floor)
#5. Cody Rhodes loves his skinny legs.
#6. Cody Rhodes gets beat up all the time.
#7. Cody Rhodes has a lisp... worse than Jack Swagger.
#8. Cody Rhodes has a fag hag.
#9. Cody Rhodes gets ass raped by Randy Orton.
#10. Cody Rhodes finisher is called "cross roads"! How the fuck gay is that??!!! Cross Roads? That's some
Brittany Spears shit. ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Yeah, what a fag Cody Rhodes is.